You are clearly not a local, so you must be a Yank,? she teased him a bit. ?Gee, and I thought that I was a Brit! Bloody hell! Have I been singing ?God Save The Queen? all of these years for no reason?? he sarcastically replied, but clearly in good enough humor for the waitress?s taste. Then again, sarcasm was widely accepted in the UK. ?I meant no offense, sir,? she replied, winking at him. ?Of course, you didn?t. So, how are the fish and chips?? he probed. ?Not half-bad, if I may boast. My cousin Minerva makes them herself. Care to order a few with your ale, sir?? she needled him again. It was still good-natured, but the ?sir? part kept nagging him. Why was she calling him ?sir?? Was it his age? Was this simply a polite Briton, more so than most? She did seem courteous, but she had made no effort to learn his name or mention hers, which was bizarre to him. She had mentioned her cousin, however. ?Might I ask you a very nosy question?? he finally snapped and inquired.?Very well. What. He slurped and belched loudly. Mrs. Smither stared at the old, ugly figure as her finger twirled inside her ear trying to dislodge something bothering her."Too bad that boy won't be around," Mrs. Smither said, her eyes going vacant as she reminisced. "He had a nice hard cock. Not like the wimpy one I'm used to." Well, I'll miss that blonde cheerleader's tight wet pussy. I'm stuck with an old hag's dried up one. And, man, her ass was even tighter."They continued laughing, jibing each other with merriment. And then they stopped laughing when they heard a loud crash. Running to the parlor, they found pieces of a shattered vase on the floor. Looking at each other in confusion, Mrs. Smither shrugged and was about to get a broom and dustpan when they heard a door slam on the second floor. Mr. Smither retrieved his shotgun, cracked it open and inserted two new shells, then snapped it shut. Stuffing extra cartridges into his pocket, the two hobbled up the stairs. Mr. Smither kept a finger on.
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