”Surprised, Tiger says, “You play GOLF?!!”Stevie: “Yes, I’ve been playing for years.”Tiger: “But ... you’re blind! How can you play golf if you can’t see?”Stevie: “Well, I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.”“But, how do you putt?” asks Tiger.“Well”, says Stevie, “I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.”Tiger: “What’s your handicap?”Stevie: “Well, actually I’m a scratch golfer.”Woods: incredulous says to Stevie, “We’ve got to play a round sometime.”Stevie: “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money. And I never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?”Woods thinks about it and says, “I can afford that. OK I’m game. The glass slippers were a bit much but she wanted to show off her painted toenails that were done by an Italian artist with the most talented tongue who specialized in the painting of exquisite miniatures.The gown was actually her grandmother's and had been in the family for many years. It was said to carry some symbolic powers that cast a spell over any young man within sight. She personally didn't believe any of that muck but it made a good tale and the common folk seemed to eat it up like the gospel truth.The long-awaited dance ball was this very evening and she was ready to find her Prince and produce some heirs to continue the valued line of royalty for some lucky family. She had been waiting a long time to get into the swing of producing heirs and felt it was important to keep to the schedule and relieve the stress building up between her legs when the sun went down. Lately, she had been using the corner of her father's writing desk to take off the edge and was beginning to.
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