“Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?”“He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!”– Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for an assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.“How are you going to assist me?” asked Quasimodo. “That’s easy!”replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.BONGGGGGG “That’s amazing!” said Quasimodo “But could you show me again?”“Sure!” said the man and with that he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower.A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police officer asked “Does anyone know who he is?” Quasimodo came out and said... “I DON’T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!”Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was the bravest of fighters and showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became. After breakfast, Candy went home to change clothes.She came back beaming.“What’s got you so happy, Candy?” Henry asked.“Mom and I talked. She said it took her months to give her first blow-job. She turned all shades of red when I told her how many times I’ve cum so far. She also said you are treating me real special buy not taking me last night.”“Baby, you are special. I want you to really be ready when we pop your cherry.” They hugged, and kissed while Henry stroked all over Candy’s body. They then went out for a late breakfast.After breakfast, they spent the rest of the morning and early afternoon shopping. Henry bought Candy a white baby-doll nightie that included a pair of crotch less panties, a second pair of crotch less panties, and a matching robe at Fredrick’s. He bought Candy her own bottle of Obsession from a small mall boutique. They then had a late lunch at a nice restaurant before heading home.When they got back from their shopping trip, Candy went home to take a nap,.
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