“This is cheap three-year-old scotch. Now give me the good twelve-year-old scotch that I asked for!”Still looking to cut corners, the bartender poured him a shot of a moderate six-year-old scotch.The man took a sip before once again spitting it out on the bar. “This is just a six-year-old scotch,” he moaned. “I’m not paying for this! Now will you give me the twelve-year-old scotch I ordered?”The bartender finally relented, and served the man his best quality twelve-year-old scotch.The entire episode had been witnessed by an old drunk at the other end of the bar. He now walked up to the selective scotch drinker, put a glass down in front of him and asked: “What do you think of this?”The scotch expert took a sip of the golden liquid and spat it out violently on the bar. “That’s disgusting!” he said. “It tastes like piss!”“It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender. I’m going to fill up your ass with your son-in-law’s cum.“I blasted stream after stream of hot cum up into her bowels. I came so much that it started to leak out around my cock. I could feel it run out of her asshole and around the base of my hairless cock and down my legs. As I pressed my cock into her ass I could feel her grinding her clit against my belly. As I grunted and she screamed we experienced a mutual orgasm. This was another first for me and it was glorious. We finished and slumped into each other’s arms with my cock still buried in her ass and my cum drying on her face and upper body. It didn’t take long for me to fall asleep because I was exhausted after all that sexual exertion.At some point in the middle of the night I awoke to the sound of Bobby crying. Betty shifted a little and got up off the couch. She kissed me on the lips and said, “sleep tight, baby. I’ll take care of him.” I got up off the couch, watched her walk naked into the bathroom and went into my.
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