They were crotchless. Maybe this gift really was intended more for Robert than her. She sat on the edge of the bed and slipped her tanned legs through the openings before standing up and pulling them the rest of the way up to her waist. Sharon walked over to the full-length mirror on the back of the bathroom door and checked out the gift she had just received. It looked great on her. The light color contrasted perfectly with her darkened skin and the opening on the panties flawlessly outlined her beautiful sex.She left the bedroom and walked down the hall to the candlelit living room. Robert turned when he heard her footsteps and his jaw dropped and he hissed in a breath upon seeing her outfit. Two glasses of white wine sat on the coffee table and a bottle sat in ice bucket on a corner table. Sharon noticed that he had moved the coffee table so that it was a right angle to the couch, leaving the front completely open to the living room carpet.Robert stood up and met Sharon at the. .. and I can prove it! Come with me!”They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her, and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts “Can’t you see I’m winning!”Doctor asks a guy “So what’s your problem?”He says “It’s a bit embarrassing but I was having a wank ... and my knob fell off.”Doc says “Don’t worry - with micro surgery it will be as good as new in a week.”Then the doc asks “Did you bring it with you?”The guy pulls it out of his pocket. Doc says “That’s a marshmallow!”Guy says “Can’t be! I ate the last one on the way here!”While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid.
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