“I guess you ain’t goin’ home yet then.” And I pull away from the curb and head for the nearest expressway. That got her panties all bunched up. “What can I pay you with?” she says all nervous and agitated. She’s in my environment now. “Well for starters you can suck my dick,” I say. I figure that she’ll get insulted and report me but what the heck, right? I admit it, I’ve got a crude mouth at times — I guess that’s why my wife left me…..for another woman. But get this: The bitch actually says, “Well, okay.” With that I pull off the expressway, but leave the motor running because it’s a fucking cold day, and I want the heater on. Then I climb into the back seat with her, unzip my fly and haul out my pride and joy. “Here, lady, here’s a nice cold treat for ya, See if you can warm it up for me.” Before she could react, I shove my schlong between those society lips quicker than you can say Jack Frost. I thought the old bat was gonna choke on it at first — judging from the gurgling. While the hunt for a sucker was in progress ... some nasty bastard had decided that harassment of the shooters included water balloons. This resulted in a rash of misfires and a hasty rewrite of the rules. Those who had to pull wet loads were allowed reentry ... ONE shot only ... no “drying” shots.Finally, there were two of us ... Hairy and myself. Thirteen shots and Hairy won on the last shot ... I missed. That prize was a four stripe Hudson’s Bay Company blanket, worth 200 bucks.Other displays of skill included the ball split. A spike hatchet was driven into a wood round. Two water balloons ... yeah ... where the fella tossing water balloons got his ammo ... one balloon on either side of the hatchet had to be popped with one shot ... hit the hatchet blade ... split the round ball and break both balloons. A twenty five yard contest. Honest ... it can be done.Another was a playing card shoved into a slit on another timber round. Hit the card edge on and split it in two.There were.
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