My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%But,A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%And,B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%So, it stands to reason that knowledge and. And when I could no longer hold back the mounting pressure, I released it. With every thrust I entered him, every hard and fast bang of my balls against him, I came. I could feel the warm, sticky streams of cum flow out of me and into him.Slowly, we wound ourselves down, until the final twitch of milky semen oozed from us. We fell, side by side on the bed wiping the sweat away from our eyes with our arms. “Wow.” Chad said after he took a deep breath. “That was…”“Amazing” We said at the same time. I took a moment to admire his perfect body, and I used my finger to trace the lines of his own fluids that escaped him on his chest before we cleaned up. After we got everything back to normal, we showered and got a quick bite to eat. We were back in our Speedo jammers and in the pool just as David and his mom pulled in the driveway. “Hey!” David yelled, when he saw Chad and I in the pool. “Hold up, I’m coming in too!” And he ran inside to change into his jammer. “You boys alright?” his.
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