He assumed that'Chris Ericson' was a woman. I was torn between my desire to be publishedand my fear of being a fraud." Chris and I discussed it," says Kate. "We decided to play along. It wouldhave been illegal to for them to cancel the contract because of Chris'sgender."The pair thought Chris would be able to discretely collect royalties andno one would be the wiser. However, that first novel, 'Vendi Vedi VISA: ICame, I Saw, I Shopped!' became a national bestseller. Bookstores, radioshows, and fans everywhere wanted to get to know Christine Ericson."For the first book signing, we hired a model to sit in for me," relatesthe author. "But she was such a ditz, I was embarrassed to watch her.Besides, I was the one who wrote the book! This was my moment!"Kate, who'd just graduated from beauty school, thought of a uniquesolution. "Chris was skinny, had long hair, and not much of a beard. Onemakeover later, he was ready to face the world...as Christine." I was nervous at first," says. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana..."When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everything happens in Louisiana 20.
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