"How many art-history majors does one country need?"These are from a reader ... enjoy:A shoe repair shop: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.A sign over a Gynecologists' office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.";On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels;At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.";On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.";On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout.";On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.";In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.";On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.";At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you. She made no attempt to pull away, as we launched another canoe into the river, and allowed it float along with us in it, so I let it go on for as long as she wanted. She was enjoying our shared moment, and so who was I to deny her the pleasure of a simple kiss?Soon she was pushing her mouth harder against mine and moving her jaw slightly. Nothing outlandish, nothing overt, but soft and sensual seemed to do it for her, now that she'd accepted that that was the way that it had to be.I pulled away very slightly from her, but she was having none of that, and her mouth followed mine, pushing firmly to ensure that she quickly established contact again. Now I became aware that she was making small sounds of appreciation in the back of her throat. This was starting to become interesting, very interesting indeed.As I pushed back at her, I took her bottom lip between my teeth and bit it ever so lightly, I felt her tongue slide across my top lip, curl up and run over my teeth. I continued to.
Either you want something to chill or a hardcore Mature Amateur mp4 porn sex video to make your dick explode, surfing www.darthporn.com for the craziest and latest XXX fuck videos will always suit you the right way. Tune in to see the newest updates, search through the popular Mature Amateur mp4 porn sex videos or simply scroll them randomly. Either way, www.darthporn.com will always be your number one partner for quality porn content for free. There are numerous Mature Amateur mp4 porn videos for you to discover, and no matter the kink, you will always like the diversity.