.”“Even by accident? Say you’re in a public bathroom, pissing in a urinal, and a crazy kid comes running in, accidentally runs into your stream, and you blast his snotty little face with your golden bladder juice. Fucking next thing you know, you’re in jail, getting shanked, getting your cheeks busted by a tatted-up Aryan Brotherhood gang member. Fuck...”“I’m using the stall from now on...”“Or did the piss originate from above? A balcony shooter. A roof shooter.”“The Oswald of Piss...”“A second shooter theory. One from nearby and one from above.”“Dude’s parents had enemies...”“Magic piss. Ricocheting.”“A rooftop pisser, a sniper. Like someone at a crowded party, couldn’t make it to the bathroom, relieved himself off a roof. Did it innocently enough. Thought he’d hit a dumpster or some shit, accidentally sprayed dude’s parents.”“You really think it was incidental?”“Accidental. It was an accident. I want to believe that. It helps me maintain faith in humanity.”“What’d they do. At the end, I will give my idea of what I imagine happened, but I welcome comments from anyone to hear what they think happened as well, so feel free to be creative.To give background, my ex was really pretty, short (just over 5 feet tall) and petite. She had a good body, since she had danced from a young age, but was always embarrassed by her small boobs (bigger than an A cup, smaller than a B cup if that makes sense). Because of this, she would wear very padded bras, and use "cleavage enhancers" to give the impression her boobs were bigger than they really were. Since we had been together, she had always been totally smooth shaved, however I had managed to convince her to grow a landing strip, and she looked damn sexy with it, but looking at her you wouldn't imagine her being anything but smooth down there. She was always getting male attention, and guys would regularly try to hit on her even if I was right next to her, but she always told them no. I was the fifth person she had.
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