Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife ... but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer”. “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age”. “Fine. Well what other things do you have?” “Well for non-alcoholic drinks I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?” “Pop” goes the weasel.Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. There was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker, and one was a homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die”.The men left the doctor’s office;. We sat on the sofa kissing while our hands explored each others bodies, Emma was so hot and naturally beautiful with soft smooth skin and a lovely smell, very very fem with lovely curves. Emma could tell I was getting turned on by her and she could not help but notice my hard cock in my jeans "lets take you up stairs before that explodes in here" she said in her soft excited voice.Emma lead me up stairs into this lovely bedroom and asked if I needed to shower of freshen up, I declined as I did before I came over and with that she then asked "are you ready to be my bitch?" I nodded and she shouted at me "ARE YOU READY TO BE MY BITCH?" this got my heart racing and scared me slightly at the same time, "yes I'm ready" I said. Emma ordered me to undress and lay on the bed and after she shouted at me I was not going to refuse. Emma then blindfolded me and whispered in my ear " If I'm hurting you or you need me to stop just say lampshade and I will stop straight away" this scared me a.
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