All the time I could see her looking me all up and down. It was disconcerting, but at the same time just a bit exciting. I prayed, "Please God, don't let me get an erection." Epic failure! I tried, without success, to push it back under the robe, praying Mary Alice did not notice, but she did. "Nice piece of equipment you have there, Johnny, let me see it." She reached across quickly, ripping the robe open, exposing my whole body. "Holy crap! You are hung like one of your dad's prize bulls." I was glowing bright red, no need for lights to be on, I lit up the whole room. "Sorry, Miz McKinnon. Are my clothes dry? I stammered. I need to go home." "Nope, I have't even put them in the dryer yet. I will call your mother to tell her you are going to be late, that I will feed you supper. I have another job for you." I always considered myself to be a macho man, tough, never cry when I am hurt, but this embarrassment had me near tears. "Um, please Miz McKinnon, I need to go." "Honey, calm. RED WINGSAnother name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier!RESUSCITATIONWhen a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn’t awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.THE RODDY PIPERWhen getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your u*********s victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of n*********a. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.THE RODEOSimilar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!THE ROSE.
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