The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut next month from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs ( B.O.O.M.!) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a. They served an incredible oyster stew that Nicki declared was a New England tradition.When dinner was finished, Dani and Xan were exhausted and were led up to bed by her sisters. My sister pushed me back into my big chair and settled on my lap. The rest of the family and casa were still around. Bart had finally pulled out a celebratory bottle of Triple Crown. He, Sly, Dad, and Josh were the primary imbibers, though I noticed the four moms toasting each other, too.Betts sat on my lap and stared into my eyes. I waited to see what it was that she wanted. We'd had time to talk a little since she got there on Christmas Eve. I was pretty certain we'd passed the stage where she wanted to kill me for having gotten shot last spring. I know, but that makes sense to Betts. When she'd visited in the summer, she simply couldn't talk about it. We'd gone for a ride with her on Princess and me on Toby as we talked. But now she simply looked into my eyes as if she would find some secret buried in my.
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