" Lori seemed reluctantto approve too much frou frou."What do you have in the bag, Lori?" Toni asked her."A little dress of mine that I never wear. It is really too young for me....Idon't know what I was thinking when I bought it." Said Lori taking the dressfrom the garment bag.Toni recognized the dress from having seen Lori wearing it. "I remember thatdress....oh and I remember why you bought it.....you came in wearing it oneevening to have your nails done for a date you had....I believe it was a manfrom your office.....am I mistaken?"Lori looked at Timmy and blushed. "No, I believe you're right." Then in anattempt to change the subject she continued. "Anyway, I don't wear itanymore and I want Timmy to have the full image of what he looks like as afemale....so I brought it for him to wear. We are pretty close to the samesize and we can at least try it." The as an afterthought she reached andtook the tote from Timmy.She reached in the tote and pulled out a pair of beige pumps that. “Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”zonedoc‎ gets right to the point:As requested a “new” joke.The punchline:Donald TrumpThese are compliments of Joe Smart... A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed by the slow-playing foursome ahead of them. When they flagged down the marshal to complain, he explained that the foursome was blind, but the club let them play regularly as part of the community outreach program.The priest said, “You know, that is very charitable of the club. I think it is a fine thing!”The doctor said, “Not only is a fine thing on your part, it is healthy for them to get out and enjoy the fresh air. It is a good thing you do!”And the engineer said, “Yeah, but couldn’t they play at night?”A golfer went to confession and told the priest, “Father, I have sinned..
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