Being the size Vern was, arranging a bed for him on my sofa was simply not going to work. Due to my kind-heartedness, I was, therefore, going to be inconvenienced by having to sleep on my couch.That night we all had dinner with Sarah before Vern and I eventually left for my apartment. As I began making up my bed in the lounge he asked me what I was doing. “The sofa is just too small for you, so you had better use the bed,” I answered.“Why?” he asked, puzzled.“Well, you’re going to be very uncomfortable on the sofa,” I replied.Vern then shook his head before saying, “You’re gay, right?”“Yes,” I answered, sheepishly.“Well then baby, our honeymoon begins tonight. I know I’m not the best looking guy in town but I’m fuckin hot in bed,” Vern answered. I stood dumbfounded.“I need a lot of loving, baby, and LP tells me you have got a hot man-cunt,” Vern concluded.Observing my stunned expression he resumed, “Let’s get it on baby, my cock is about to explode in these jeans.”Vern then led me to. "I will," I promised.With that, Mary turned and left us.No sooner had she disappeared behind the hedges than Tom was at myside, eyeing me and the cheese with equal interest.This put me in mind of a story I had once read of a sailor who had beenmarooned alone on a Pacific island for several years with only coconutsand fish to eat. Upon his rescue and subsequent return to England, hehad been given a choice between food and the bawdy attentions of abeautiful wench. This choice was offered to him by his new captain, athoroughly modern man who found it an interesting experiment todiscover which was more important to one who had been bereft of bothmeat and love for such a long a time."Which will you have first?" the captain asked the sailor, "A turkeydinner or a wench?"I related this story to Tom whilst we took turns pouring water from abucket over our hands in preparation to share the cheese and milk. Iasked him which he thought the sailor had chosen to do first."Oh! To eat!" Tom replied,.
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