This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).Persons selected to be RAPEDcan apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination).Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTEDwill be reviewed under the SCREWprogram (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).A person may be RAPEDonce, SHAFTEDtwice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.Persons who havebeenRAPEDcould get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).Obviously persons who have AIDSor HERPESwill not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.Persons who are not RAPEDand are staying on will receive as much SHIT(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give. This happened a few months ago, so after 6 years that we know. My wife was travelling and I stayed at home, i was out on the garden and she passed and sometimes, when I was travelling, my wife would invite her to have a drink and chat. that afternoon when I saw her it occurred to me to invite her. so I said to her after talking about jobs and all that chit chat neighbors do" Would you like to have a drink tonight, my wife went to on a travel and she won't be back until Monday" that was a Friday"oh I don't know got plenty of things to do" she said"don't worry, next time", I replied"ok see you around then" she waved goodbye.next thing, I've noticed was that just inviting her for a drink turned me on and I had a serious erection going on under my pants.went in and jerked myself thinking of her.Two hours later, I've got a text on my phone, "is the drink still up?" of course" I replied.half an hour later we were sitting in my living room with a glass of red wine each of us in our hands.we.
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