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"For heavens sakes, not here. Go change in the bedroom and come back out." Oh," I said. "Sorry." Guess her marriage speech was more real than I had hoped. Oh well. Just keep playing, I thought.I stepped into the bedroom, dropped my pants and my shorts. My dick jumped out at half-staff. I did my best to get into the boxers and tried to lose at least a little of my erection, and after a couple of moments succeeded in getting as comfortable as I could with a small tent sticking up in the front."Well, are you ever coming back?" she said. Her voice was raised enough to hear clearly around the corner."Ready or not," I said. I walked around the corner. Her eyes rocketed to the shorts. She burst out laughing."They're great. Just great."I had to say, I thought they were queer. There was a big red heart plastered on the front of them, a design I hadn't seen when they were folded inside the shink-wrap. "Well, I think they're a little weird," I noted."Why," she asked. "Don't you get it? See? Her. I was going to get the short end of the stick or was that the Dildo. From the bottom of my heart, I hope she uses K/Y Jelly. Or was that for the bottom of my Virginal Pussy! Whatever!Birdie was our savior by announcing that dinner was almost ready. We are going to have Tex-Mex Chili, Refried Beans and Enchiladas.Her chili isn't five alarm, it's more like twenty alarm. The last batch she made not even our Eastern Indian gardener could stand the spiciness. His eyes watered! He belched and passed gas for three days!That stuff was so potent it even melted through the pot it was prepared in!Birdie's motto is: Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit, the more you eat the more you Toot!Where she gets those Damn peppers, beans, and spices from I have no idea. I really don't want to even venture a guess!There goes my Asshole again! Oh my Virginity! Please pass the Gas Masks! Fortify the Crappers! Damn the torpedoes and full Shit ahead!After Birdie's lovely meal everyone went to the sitting room while.
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