.. “a recipe”.How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!This is compliments of Mario MDo Not Attempt drinking anything hot while enjoying this!!!!After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this VEET as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood. The blindfold was making me more aware of his touch. His dick filled my mouth and I reached up to grab it. As I wrapped my hand around his cock, I was suddenly aware something was different. This was not my husband’s penis. This penis was twice the size of Chris’s in every way. “What the fuck?” I took the sleep mask off to see Dave standing over me, his mammoth cock bobbing in front of my face. “What are you doing?” I whisper-yelled. “I saw your eyes when you caught me in the bathroom. I could tell you wanted to see more, so I thought I’d give you a chance,” he replied. “This is insane. Get out! Chris and Carolyn are right down the hall!” I said as I hopped out of bed and retied my bikini bottom. I pulled a cover-up over my head and stormed out, leaving him standing with his dick in his hand. I walked into the kitchen to see Chris and Carolyn setting the table. “Hey, honey! How was the nap? Refreshed?” “What? Uh.. yeah. I’m great. Ready to eat!” I stumbled through the words, still.
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